How Humans Broke the Game

  • 添加 2019年04月14日
  • Watch Out of the Cradle now at
    Support me and my work at
    Pokemon Ruby Gym Leader Remix:视频.html
    Runescape songs:视频.html and视频.html
    Pixel art by Justin Herschel:

评论 • 10 775

  • TierZoo
    TierZoo  个月 前 +231

    Oh btw did y'all know I'm on twitter too? Follow me:

    • Freedoman
      Freedoman 12 天 前

      Humans are not the only animals to sweat so loosing hair was a bug. Horses, all primates, and a few others can sweat.

    • Hehehehehehehehehe
      Hehehehehehehehehe 个月 前

      When the alien class is unlocked I really hope they get to watch these tutorials on currents builds within the game. I think it would give them all the context required to successfully play the game on this global server.

    • pablo46
      pablo46 个月 前

      your videos are awesome, nice point of view to explain all xD

    • John McHenry
      John McHenry 个月 前 +1

      TierZoo can you make an Amazon tier list due to the crazy amount of high tiers

    • connorblakethefalcon
      connorblakethefalcon 个月 前 +1

      invasive species would be a cool video. You could talk about them as bugs being introduced that are super op and have no balance patch. They hop servers and then destroy everything

  • Jayden Wright
    Jayden Wright 天 前

    Homo sapiens had a higher intelligence stat than Neanderthals, the bigger brains were for using their higher strength stat

  • SlimJimmy
    SlimJimmy 天 前 +1


  • Chase Wagner
    Chase Wagner 天 前

    I cant belive we were nerfed...

  • Thomas Thompson
    Thomas Thompson 2 天 前 +1

    Someone needs to make actual game with this

  • Bard is bae
    Bard is bae 2 天 前

    Have you heard of March mammal madness? Would be interested in seeing a video on it.

  • ThomasRichardHaroldson

    You should do one about gods.

  • Nip Dip
    Nip Dip 3 天 前

    Neanderthal: Dont worry humans are not real they cant hurt you

  • Trevor Rhoades
    Trevor Rhoades 3 天 前

    So is the dev God?

  • DrTheKay
    DrTheKay 3 天 前 +1

    Americans are a downgrade, cursed with the ‘Miron Debuff’ which lowers their intelligent significantly. They also suffer the ‘stunted’ debuff which makes them shorter and have smaller penis. Americans third debuff is also their strengh the ‘Lack of Ethical Integrity’ debuff, which allows them to go around killing innocent people and stealing resources.
    Nobody likes americans.

  • Night Bloom
    Night Bloom 3 天 前

    And then the devs made membership 11$

  • Jon1 Yaspapa
    Jon1 Yaspapa 3 天 前

    When ur a gamer but study history

  • LoLKhaosControl
    LoLKhaosControl 4 天 前

    I wish school was this interesting, would have all A's if they taught like this lol

  • Taijipanda
    Taijipanda 5 天 前 +1

    This was freaking awesome, loved the dark souls references.

  • Robin Hanning
    Robin Hanning 5 天 前

    Show me top 5 ways to Nerf humans

  • my penis is miniscule, but

    So there's a perk called "Alabama" that's allows immediate faction member breeding that has +10 strength but -20 intelligence and has the disabled debuff. Should I use my exp on that?

    • Nip Dip
      Nip Dip 3 天 前 +1

      you forgot the racism status effect

  • Danny Coleman
    Danny Coleman 6 天 前

    One would think... but on the bright side, war often pushes technology to new lengths that benefits everyone (The first metal boats were made in the american civil war. The first radar system was used by the British in WW2 on their ships, leading to GPS. The first computer was also made in WW2 by the British to help crack the German code. Planes, although not created with war in mind, were used, tested, and later upgraded through war. Due to war, it allowed USA to escape its great depression. Due to both WW1 and WW2, women rights and anti-segregation movements also skyrocketed showing that everyone can do the same as a white man (A very strange concept back in the day). The atomic bombs, although a terrible weapon, also opened the doors to nuclear power plants, a very effective power source that (In my opinion) should become the primary source of power, either that or (Again, my opinion) cover large stretches of land that are currently not being used in renewable energy systems such as solar.) So... you can't deny the benefits of in fighting.

  • D. E.
    D. E. 6 天 前

    Whoever created that opening cartoon must have thought early humans were idiots.

  • Sky Rhino
    Sky Rhino 7 天 前

    OMG bare ape OP!

    C-MONSTER 7 天 前

    How we got from a level 1 thug to a level 99 boss?

  • I’m CRÆZY
    I’m CRÆZY 7 天 前 +1


  • Steven Wertyuiooo
    Steven Wertyuiooo 7 天 前 +2

    That hobbit lol

  • Anas Tarafder
    Anas Tarafder 7 天 前

    Damnn and to think just because we reached like level 77, we started slaving all the black avatars to look cool

  • Zerch
    Zerch 8 天 前 +1

    Best channel ever

  • wet potato chips
    wet potato chips 8 天 前 +2

    How do you end the game?

  • Angel Lozano
    Angel Lozano 8 天 前 +5

    Humans: I have an army
    Neantherdals: We have a Hulk
    Humans: Okay, we'll let him starve

    • Nip Dip
      Nip Dip 3 天 前

      40000 years later

      Humans: we have a hulk
      Neanderthals: Really?
      Humans: not really we needed a green thanos

  • Kardinaalilintu
    Kardinaalilintu 10 天 前

    Tbh. the pretty much god tier OP of humans is slowly turning against itself; everyone wants to play a humanclass and thus the class is so freaking large that it's effectively suffocating all other playable classes out of the game. It wouldn't be such a problem if humanclass wasn't build to rely alot to the other classes, directly or indirectly. I mean, we'd still get exp. from internal PvP but other resources might start being less available.

  • John Ha
    John Ha 10 天 前

    Sanic: you humans can't catch me boi
    Human main: hold my beer

  • Espin
    Espin 10 天 前 +1

    Does anyone remember the Atomic Bomb regional event? It only happened twice but that was when humans truly broke the game.
    Many players in the Island of Japan region got an instant game over from that

    • Espin
      Espin 9 天 前

      well I’m aware it’s happened more than twice, there’s been over 1000. Though the two regional cataclysms were meant to destroy the cities, and everything around it, alive or not.

    • OwlLegend
      OwlLegend 9 天 前

      Jeez, stupid human mains like you who think it only happened twice. They happen all the time but it really only effects aquatic builds.

  • Rex17 Ly
    Rex17 Ly 10 天 前

    East Asian Meta = high iq esketit

  • exloadjoke joke
    exloadjoke joke 11 天 前

    This is why I switched after the ice age patch.

  • Random Toaster
    Random Toaster 11 天 前 +3

    how do i spec all my extra S.P.E.C.I.A.L. points?
    or is it a G.U.R.P.S. system?

  • FrozenSheep YT
    FrozenSheep YT 11 天 前

    Yeah, human mains are OP. They can’t stick to one or two servers either so I had a main penguins for awhile, but then a bunch of eskimos came and ran out of food, and of course, resorted to greifing penguin mains. Christ.

  • Here's the Pork
    Here's the Pork 11 天 前

    This video makes me wanna try to build a time machine and live with the old sapiens

  • Not Ben
    Not Ben 11 天 前

    4:15 Excellent comparison xD

  • PickleShinobi
    PickleShinobi 12 天 前

    you make the best videos

  • Freedoman
    Freedoman 12 天 前

    You are wrong, many mammals can sweat and all primates can, even with hair.

  • TheCyborgMC
    TheCyborgMC 12 天 前 +1

    Was that Neanderthal Crip-walking in that cave?!!
    Didn't know they got down like that way back when...

  • Dan Jumash
    Dan Jumash 14 天 前

    I'd like to play this game

  • De Fuck
    De Fuck 14 天 前

    Bigger brains does not equeal better but it is number of Neurons and synapses that does. For exampel whale brains are bigger but have way less synapses

  • Hotpies
    Hotpies 14 天 前

    How about the zoo tier list, a tier list of animals that live in the confines of an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals

  • Erin Heck
    Erin Heck 15 天 前 +3

    The interstellar path will be interesting seeing humans will adapt to the new servers like Mars within a few generations to the point of becoming unable to return to the earth server.
    Maybe then all the evolution deniers will finally understand we aren't special and begin putting away their imaginary friends.
    If the imaginary friends debuff is removed from the game, we'll see an increase in player co-OP instead of rampant pvp

  • Mikey Stevens
    Mikey Stevens 15 天 前

    Humans are way too OP, I'm going to play on a private server and play vanilla

  • AndrewNew52
    AndrewNew52 15 天 前

    This is what happens when humans get too many rare candy's

  • Johann Inferus
    Johann Inferus 15 天 前

    I feel there is something missing, the recent evidence of a unnoticed strategy of some human players of mixing their gene pool with other human variants builds during their servers migration, including neanderthals and sapiens hybrids. What is not totally know is if that strategy was the responsible for the lack of other human builds in the current version, or if the devs simply took them out during different patchs.

  • Matheus Cardoso
    Matheus Cardoso 15 天 前

    4:46 "so why is that the Neanderthal got banned?"
    Oh well, have you heard of Sam O'Nella's theory of the Sexy Neanderthal?

  • Soviet Nazis
    Soviet Nazis 15 天 前

    Is this a game

  • Yo Momz
    Yo Momz 16 天 前

    6:31 - Really? here too?
    I guess it can't be helped with donor footage, but they really lay it on pretty thick, eh? The messaging is insidious. I'm sure it will be fine though, and nothing bad at all will happen... 🙄

  • Julian Lak
    Julian Lak 16 天 前

    Humans didn’t originate in africa

  • SYPHER 463
    SYPHER 463 16 天 前

    1:36 das halo reach

  • GeneratedKid500
    GeneratedKid500 17 天 前

    Hi I’d like to report a game breaking bug about the human class that’s severely limiting how we can play

  • StormSkeggi
    StormSkeggi 17 天 前 +2

    You're reading the wrong patch notes dude. Those are from an alternative server called *"Wakanda"* that's spammed on the original server's game-chat by gold-sellers and their bots.
    No way the *"Sapiens" from Africa (??), of all regions* (hello mana D deficiency?), could have successfully grief'd the *Neantherpals*. The one who did it was a hardcore faction-guild from the eastern European steppe - your followers might recognize the player *"Cro-Magnon*".* Dude's adaptation was so tight that his +30kSunCyclesOld build is practically copy-pasted in Europe to this day (except for 4% Neanderthal stats, mostly for cosmetics).
    Also, There's various data-mining indicating that *the Humans may not have been implemented from Africa altogether.* Here's one:
    Thing is, this *legendary Cart-riding Ship-sailing Expansion-Warring Cro-Magnomerthal of a faction* dominated the meta so hard that they grew tired and, because most currently active players are either feeling pity or put off by the other factions' item-begging and hate-spamming, they're mass-quitting the game. Most don't even defend their territories anymore and the economy is already rekt by the gold-sellers I talked about. Some say the decay was schemed.
    Why did they let it happen? Many agree the guild-leaders were prevented from making new characters and a lot of the faction today is just *newbie casuals* who joined the easy-button winning side. They don't care about how much work was put into it so they ignore (or throw) the factions meta and only grind solo for cash items. Then *act surprised when they're ganked around the map.*
    The rest of the loyal members are trying to rally the newcomers and hoping that the former players weren't really banned but actually employed by the Devs themselves.

  • carson simpson
    carson simpson 17 天 前

    Just a note, Neanderthals did have slightly bigger brains, but their brains were more motor skills than ours, so technically, we had the "bigger brains." Thanks!

  • Wuncler Laufenbum Cornelius Ulysses Albrecht LVX

    "Infighting is their biggest weakness right now"
    Shit made me laugh and hit me hard just the same.

  • puhfrugherter
    puhfrugherter 17 天 前

    I sometimes regret speccing into human because we're kind of boring in terms of biology, but we can do some of the most meta shit, like making and playing games inside of the game lol.

  • blaze 71002
    blaze 71002 18 天 前

    i singed up to threw your code but i didn't get the free month

  • x8in_finity
    x8in_finity 18 天 前

    The assains creed:orign game play looking good.

  • BloodBrigade
    BloodBrigade 18 天 前 +1

    What allowed Humans to unlock their most OP skills was the Cooking skill. Cooked food gives a significant XP boost, and all that extra XP enabled Humans to assign more Evolution Points to Intelligence.

  • Veecy
    Veecy 18 天 前

    This was amazing, and then the Hoenn gym leader theme came in, and it was beyond words.

  • megalodon gamer
    megalodon gamer 18 天 前

    The more intelligence you have then there's more of a chance of corruption which is the reason why humans always fight each other.

  • RubyKing132
    RubyKing132 18 天 前 +6

    Humans are #1 according to humans
    Humans? Humans
    North Koreans? North Koreans
    Hotel? Trivago

  • Vroni Fangirl
    Vroni Fangirl 18 天 前

    That last comment over Human PvP and other players not being a challenge makes me want to see a video about the Emu war. When the Australian faction fought birds- and lost

  • Xerdar36
    Xerdar36 18 天 前

    Wait you mean my whole life I was playing the game.... where are the GMs...

  • fishinabathtub Alfonzo

    You have to wonder how the genetic engineering skill will shape the meta.

  • Indra Therion
    Indra Therion 18 天 前 +2

    Something you missed about the superiority of the Neanderthal build and their competition, is mentioning the first true anatomically modern human in Europe, known loosely as "Cromagnons" (Early European modern humans.) One thing about the "larger" brain of the Neanderthal, is that technically speaking, certain parts of their brain were smaller than modern humans, mainly the parietal and frontal lobes.
    Cromagnon man actually had a larger brain than Neanderthal, and was also physically powerful and robust compared to contemporary humans. This is the 'human type' that the Neanderthals could not compete with. A combination of super-intelligence and super strength, which are traits that modern-day humans have mostly lost over the last 30,000 years or so.
    It had little to do with homo-sapien types who stayed in Africa, as the Neanderthal species was of course largely in Europe.

  • Tomás Ricchetti
    Tomás Ricchetti 18 天 前

    How big was a Neanderthal compared to an ancient human? I suppose modern day humans are probably much bigger, stronger and faster due to most human ancestors having fed themselves until full multiple times a day throughout at least 2500 years but im not 100% sure

  • ccdsah
    ccdsah 18 天 前

    yeah, humans love PvP :D

  • Mohamed Ahmed
    Mohamed Ahmed 18 天 前

    4:31 childish gambino cosmetic

  • Knights of the Nine
    Knights of the Nine 18 天 前

    A lot of Sapians raped the Neanderthal women.

  • Ayesha Malik
    Ayesha Malik 18 天 前 +5

    I almost missed the ‘Mozambique here’ 😂

  • Möbius 1
    Möbius 1 19 天 前

    What about the technology dlc?

  • Jacob hu
    Jacob hu 19 天 前

    Oh yeah there’s this emulator called Ancestors the humankind odyssey, probably playing on human main Nostalgia.

    NACHO NATION 19 天 前

    Lv 999 man with AR

  • frozenwintershitty Amoba

    africa server is only for skilled players, a lot of the cheat codes from Europe server don't work here

    • Budget Coin Hunter
      Budget Coin Hunter 18 天 前 +1

      Africa server is toxic AF anyway, and its playerbase just grinds the low EXP in starter zones. Some may play around with the Society ability, but never actually understand it. Players from the Europe server even transferred over to show just how broken the Society buffs make your other abilities, but once they transferred back, the server went right back to treating popping Society as a misclick.

  • sol porter
    sol porter 19 天 前

    Mosquitoes are still viable in certain areas of the humans spawn

  • Nicolas Labra
    Nicolas Labra 20 天 前 +1

    yeah sure humans are op, but my current human main is still stuck on finding a "job" anyone got any tips ??
    nuanced gameplay my ass, should`ve chosen an orca main bfs

  • Jebu911
    Jebu911 20 天 前

    Its the communication skill tree that makes humans the best. You can team up on other animals and also taunt other humans by telling them you mated with their older female build to start a pvp for additional xp.

  • Felmar Aquinojr
    Felmar Aquinojr 20 天 前 +19

    I heard they have cheat codes that can crash the game known as "player.releasenukes"

    • Leonard Pirate
      Leonard Pirate 9 天 前

      Nukes aren't a cheat code.

    • sagi 2019
      sagi 2019 18 天 前

      Unfortunately, the Devs removed it because it was too game-breaking.

  • colenol MD sues
    colenol MD sues 21 天 前

    bruh these nakeds taking all my shit

  • Tucker Galindo
    Tucker Galindo 21 天 前 +1

    Nice halo reference

  • Chris Beswick
    Chris Beswick 21 天 前

    They just buffed intelligence and attack and then took over all servers after the end of the ice age

  • appsolute zero
    appsolute zero 21 天 前 +1

    All these people saying PVP is such a big weakness.
    Until the unlocking of gunpowder tech PVP was incredibly fun. Some of us spent our whole lives learning it & in the England faction, practicing with a bow was mandatory.
    The main deficit was the game - overs & losing territory to other factions. The PVP route also offset the lack of intellect boosting items like books by providing an accessable & popular play style.

  • NSA Surveillance Subject #13628712

    ok so basically... im monky

  • Miguel Angel Rangel
    Miguel Angel Rangel 22 天 前 +2

    And what about the domestication of dogs?

  • Trashmann Von Trash
    Trashmann Von Trash 22 天 前

    I heard that a whole guild got deleted because of a gigantic squid

  • DnD Dude
    DnD Dude 23 天 前

    This is why the Wizard/Sorcerer Class is the best

    • Leonard Pirate
      Leonard Pirate 9 天 前

      Those are not real available classes yet. HAPPY WAITING!

  • Anatol
    Anatol 23 天 前 +1

    1:44 That Mozambique here! So great xD

  • Eusocial Insects International

    Bigger brains doesn’t mean higher intelligence. If that was the case, blue whales would be ruling the earth

    • Jebu911
      Jebu911 20 天 前 +1

      Best brain-to-body mass ratio did make ants into commies tho.

  • alex lo
    alex lo 24 天 前

    need a nerf dude. I LIKE BEING DIFFRENT

  • makai no kaio
    makai no kaio 24 天 前

    6:30 Good ol days...

  • Aqib Ali
    Aqib Ali 24 天 前 +2

    I forgot about u then after a year or so I got u in mah recommendation yasss

  • ShadowLucario7
    ShadowLucario7 24 天 前

    What about the new build that the humans are making with their crafting ability? The AI build seems like it might be too OP upon release.

  • Gilly Puente
    Gilly Puente 25 天 前

    This video game talk is gay as fuck. Just give us the straight information. Seriously.

  • עידו דקל
    עידו דקל 25 天 前

    plus sapiens have unlocked the speaking ability and thus were able to better communicate in combat against the neanderthals who because of their inf3rior lacking communication were not able to fight in groups as large as the sapiens

  • paco ramon
    paco ramon 26 天 前 +1

    Is like the elite barbarians, they were so bad that the devs buff them to the point of becoming OP.

  • Angus Anderson
    Angus Anderson 26 天 前 +3

    Please can you do a part 2- expanding from where you left off- ie friendly fire, go into more detail on the lunar and mars expansion packs, self destruction bugs etc

  • Yoga Wardina
    Yoga Wardina 27 天 前

    1:46 Mozambique here

  • MI6
    MI6 27 天 前 +1

    I think the other builds need to git gud and stop complaining to the devs all the time

    KYXER 27 天 前

    It's so freaking hard getting enough XP to respawn as a human. This is my first time playing as a human and let me tell you, it's so easy and fun I don't ever want to die. Good thing we have long lifespans.

  • scabbarae
    scabbarae 27 天 前 +1

    There are a lot of human mains, especially in the Deep South US maps, who refuse to believe the human build wasn't spontaneously inserted just a few patches ago, despite the entire update history being readily available to players.