Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

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  • I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:
    www.yellowblissroad.com/lemon-blueberry-scones/
    www.marthastewart.com/317388/blueberry-scones
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  10 天 前 +2410

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

  • Leo Chiaet
    Leo Chiaet 22 分钟 前

    The Rolling Scones

  • Grayson Beckett
    Grayson Beckett 2 小时 前

    That thumbnail looked bomb

  • Y&S FOOD!
    Y&S FOOD! 12 小时 前

    Brilliant video footage! Sitting here at Y&S FOOD! we really like to check out these types of contents. We produce Travel & Food video too, around the world, and therefore we are constantly aiming for inspirations and also approaches. Thank You.

  • Red Gmytrasiewicz
    Red Gmytrasiewicz 12 小时 前

    Better than Tasty.

  • Danny Hodge
    Danny Hodge 22 小时 前

    The song at the end really buttered my parsnips

  • David Ezekiel
    David Ezekiel 22 小时 前

    If you think I'm not good at cooking, then come and cook for me girl.

  • Santino Thaddeus Cruz

    Tf were. ya at?

  • TheTorontoTickler

    There's a fucking chunk bitten out of my screen now. Thanks.

  • Gelli The anime girl

    At the “you suck at cooking you totally suck”part I like how you balance I don’t give an f*** and the beautiful things voice

  • Jenny Benson
    Jenny Benson 天 前

    Please make a Kombucha episode.

  • hotdog man
    hotdog man 天 前 +1

    Good job on hiting 100mil views

  • AsianDumbass
    AsianDumbass 天 前

    Jeez guys are you all idiots? You pronounce it scones not scones.

  • blueringoctopuss

    This is the first video of yours I’ve seen. I’m not positive but , you seem like maybe you’re an asshole. Im going to have to subscribe, and watch more to be sure. If you’re not careful someone might scone you to death.

  • Shan Koyas
    Shan Koyas 天 前

    how is no one commenting on how funny this is lol. Like fuck the actual cooking, he makes cooking videos funny.

  • Jesse Armes
    Jesse Armes 2 天 前

    I always re watch this video

  • Trevor Tammen
    Trevor Tammen 2 天 前

    Merican scone

  • Automatic Diaphragm

    The best episode since the french fry rap

  • Cormatron McPhee
    Cormatron McPhee 2 天 前

    Hey, pimblocto is alive

  • Partumiter
    Partumiter 2 天 前

    If William Osman had a cooking channel

  • Wade Lee
    Wade Lee 2 天 前

    180720

  • Waez z.
    Waez z. 2 天 前

    Lamb tutorial pls pleb

  • Matt Austin
    Matt Austin 2 天 前

    It’s scone what fuck pronounces it scone

  • Bonnor Thecat
    Bonnor Thecat 3 天 前

    Scone rhymes with gone

  • Paper Biscuits
    Paper Biscuits 3 天 前

    At first I thought the thumbnail was a bunch of puppies sleeping on top of eachother

  • That guy
    That guy 3 天 前

    What happened to the onion?

  • Grayson Schick
    Grayson Schick 3 天 前

    Has he ever said oven I’ve only heard him say onion or undoe

  • Henry Scott
    Henry Scott 3 天 前

    ...Who's WNC?

  • Lili Vernon
    Lili Vernon 3 天 前

    why was this like 20th on trending?

  • Jake Bushey
    Jake Bushey 3 天 前 +1

    Please for the love of God, do not ever stop!!! I laugh until I cry every time. Carmel apples are my favorite ever, and even got my wife to laugh. Seen every episode! Wangjangle on my friend. I'm on my way to throw out my oven and put in my new undoe, starting at one hundoe.

  • Sunny Yu
    Sunny Yu 3 天 前

    You want chunks of butter because it makes the bread crispy. That's why some recipe call for us to knife the butter in

  • Joe Nimens
    Joe Nimens 3 天 前

    Some of your best work ! Keep on wang-gangl-in !

  • Unused Tuber
    Unused Tuber 3 天 前 +2

    I’m Scottish ;-; 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • MidnightCanvas
    MidnightCanvas 3 天 前

    Lasagne please?

  • Brighid Elizabeth
    Brighid Elizabeth 3 天 前

    Does anyone else think he sounds like Ryan from the office

    • Real Human
      Real Human 3 天 前

      Kinda. The tone is similar but his voice is deeper than Ryan's.

  • David Porowski
    David Porowski 3 天 前

    Like & Subscribe
    Truly appreciate your lead-in &
    exit humor regarding scones//
    LOL / too little salt & sugar (dark brown sugar). disguised as potatoes into Ireland?Really?

  • this one
    this one 4 天 前

    wow an upload

  • Josh Cornell
    Josh Cornell 4 天 前

    Maybe I do suck at *cooking*

  • eladisimo
    eladisimo 4 天 前

    17 shekels is about ratio 😃

  • Nickolas Zuliy
    Nickolas Zuliy 4 天 前

    making a croisscone and mixing up english and french baked goods is a criminal offence in the UK.

  • PowAndWow
    PowAndWow 4 天 前 +1

    HILARIOUS

  • William Robertson
    William Robertson 4 天 前

    Been here since episode. 3! Still haven't subscribes. I miss pinblockto btw...

  • William Robertson
    William Robertson 4 天 前

    Disliked, instructions unclear. Added too much pepper pepper pepper.

  • Addie Lynne
    Addie Lynne 4 天 前

    but i care

  • Me Myself
    Me Myself 4 天 前

    I think he's actually getting good at cooking

  • endgame Executor
    endgame Executor 4 天 前 +1

    Still waiting on that album to drop, my dude.

  • Jeffrey Reichel
    Jeffrey Reichel 4 天 前

    Exfoliate that damn lemon!

  • Family of Geniuses
    Family of Geniuses 4 天 前

    that large knife handle is baller

  • TheBSpike
    TheBSpike 4 天 前

    I love...these scones. Just the diversity between the selection; the raspberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin, even, which is basically a fucking squash. How are you gonna make a scone out of freaking squash? It blows my mind! Oh, man!

  • Claudia Melo
    Claudia Melo 4 天 前

    Omfg seriously ur to much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • I can’t think of a name

    I am from Scotland and the way you pronounce it is scone
    hopefully this will help you on how to pronounce it


    I'm being sarcastic

  • Miss Abby
    Miss Abby 4 天 前

    I wish my culinary teachers were like you

  • Patrick Knowlton
    Patrick Knowlton 4 天 前

    I pronounce scone as scawn, everyone tells me I'm wrong.

  • Real Girl
    Real Girl 4 天 前

    Collab with Alex Ernst

  • Lil Stan
    Lil Stan 4 天 前

    Is pimblokto back yet? You said spring boi

  • RL da Vinci8
    RL da Vinci8 4 天 前

    Dude ur hilarious!

  • ArualBlack
    ArualBlack 4 天 前

    All my love to this guy and his vids 😊

  • comes around
    comes around 4 天 前

    You weren't good enough hahaha

  • Gilang Irawan
    Gilang Irawan 5 天 前

    i think u are MaximilianMus

  • Bitchy fish
    Bitchy fish 5 天 前

    I remember when you used to swear in your videos. Good ol days.

  • BryceBox
    BryceBox 5 天 前

    Why didn't I find this channel sooner?

  • My Blind Mamas Messy Kitchen

    yum! I want to try to make these. And I absolutely love your directions LOL.

  • LaurenJean
    LaurenJean 5 天 前 +1

    This is my first video of yours I’ve watched. At first, I was thinking “My god, who is the abhorrent person behind this monotone?” And four minutes in, I thought, “Wow, this guy is relatable AF.”

  • Jcc8t7
    Jcc8t7 5 天 前

    Your scagel looks like a scaping scutthole

  • John Jewell
    John Jewell 5 天 前 +2

    In the written recipe, you added the salt, but you left out the both the lemon and the blueberries...
    You really do suck at cooking, don't you? LOL

  • CrimsonCutlass
    CrimsonCutlass 5 天 前

    Did you just use your petite chef to chop butter?

  • Klaire Bare
    Klaire Bare 5 天 前

    ❤️

  • Letticia Delgado
    Letticia Delgado 5 天 前

    Why do I feel like this is my brother cooking

  • Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja
    Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja 5 天 前

    Do I need to wash my hands cause I just took a massive 💩

  • supernova gamer
    supernova gamer 5 天 前

    I'M HERE

  • 0 1
    0 1 5 天 前

    I feel like people are asking for YSAC to revive pimblockto

  • Joey BoXoRoX
    Joey BoXoRoX 5 天 前

    *You Suck At Videos!* No sub...👎

  • fortnite youtuber
    fortnite youtuber 5 天 前

    Hey you suck at cooking

  • Aaron Chen
    Aaron Chen 5 天 前

    Face reveal

  • Bad Kids Only
    Bad Kids Only 5 天 前

    My favorite scones are pumpkin spice scones or brown sugar cinnamony ones.

  • Nadiya HNF
    Nadiya HNF 5 天 前

    Man u r koooool !!!!! Love ur recipe

  • Cristina Sepe
    Cristina Sepe 5 天 前 +1

    First time finding this channel. So happy lol this is great!

  • Rojo Limar
    Rojo Limar 5 天 前

    "Croiscone" killed me

  • Flaming_Gauntlet
    Flaming_Gauntlet 5 天 前

    Is it gif or jif

  • Metaforically Speaking

    Used to be so funny once!

  • Manda Oberg
    Manda Oberg 5 天 前

    He said add "cream?" Whats that?

  • SAVU
    SAVU 5 天 前 +1

    I messed up and cut on the parchment paper. I thought I was better. I was wrong.

  • Chloe
    Chloe 5 天 前 +1

    Waaaaaaitttt a minute you just said pastries are illegal in Scotland yet they’re used as currency? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 that’s like buying Doritos with a gram of crystal meth

    • Chloe
      Chloe 5 天 前 +1

      You Suck At Cooking i didn’t hear it properly I should probably stop smoking it

    • You Suck At Cooking
      You Suck At Cooking  5 天 前 +1

      Pastries are illegal in Ireland not Scotland. Maybe don't comment when you're smoking crystal meth.

  • Dr Derp
    Dr Derp 5 天 前

    Don't let this video make you forget the fact that the USA failed to qualify for what seems to have been the best football World Cup so far.

  • TotallyMature
    TotallyMature 5 天 前 +1

    The war isn't about the prononciation of scone. That would be _stupid_
    It's about whether you put jam on first then the cream, or the cream on first then the jam. Do your research. Honestly.

    • TotallyMature
      TotallyMature 5 天 前

      exactly!! us brits only go to war over things that matter!!

    • You Suck At Cooking
      You Suck At Cooking  5 天 前 +1

      Ah right, that make sense. It's similar to the war on when you add the tea bag; before or after the water. Another thing that makes zero difference.

  • neslef3
    neslef3 5 天 前

    i have made 4 batches of theses in the last 2 days. They're soooo good!

  • Jordan Phillips
    Jordan Phillips 5 天 前

    How do you make such amazing music?

  • Michael Pepin
    Michael Pepin 6 天 前

    Laughed 4 times in under 2 minutes lol. Very funny bro

  • Ada Veda
    Ada Veda 6 天 前

    Do you still need the eggs if you use one cup of cream?

  • 36662 K
    36662 K 6 天 前

    Why is batsman making pies now ?

  • Kylee Conrad
    Kylee Conrad 6 天 前

    "Give them space to express themselves." I LoL-ed and snorted a bit.

  • Lifiea Chancelot
    Lifiea Chancelot 6 天 前

    actual cooking and baking tips?! WHAT IS THIS YSAC

  • Vincent Graves
    Vincent Graves 6 天 前

    Well it has cone in it so it is scone makes sense

  • Mary Griffiths
    Mary Griffiths 6 天 前

    I have been baking scones for over 35 years and this is the funniest scone related video I have ever seen.

  • Shade Cønøver
    Shade Cønøver 6 天 前

    A scuffin!? Stop being cute, stop it.

  • MS. Lillie
    MS. Lillie 6 天 前

    F@€k i found this entertaining. Not sure what todo next. Plus side making scoffins tomorrow

  • Shakera Thomas
    Shakera Thomas 6 天 前

    Hilarious definitely gotta new subscriber

  • Ducky
    Ducky 6 天 前

    Looks yummy

  • Mai Howell
    Mai Howell 6 天 前

    Subscribed.

  • Allen Norton
    Allen Norton 6 天 前

    who gives a fuck