Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

  • 添加 2018年07月11日
  • I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  5 个月 前 +3421

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

    • Samtsa
      Samtsa 2 个月 前

      HOW COULD YOU???

    • hanna o’bannon
      hanna o’bannon 3 个月 前

      will 4/8 of a coffee spoon work?

    • Gucci Memes
      Gucci Memes 3 个月 前

      Well there’s no such thing as pepper pepper pepper in pastries😂

    • Derv
      Derv 3 个月 前

      Soul Reaper ofc it can

    • tap123 SFM
      tap123 SFM 4 个月 前

      Ysac r u a satanist

  • Weslyn Kimbler
    Weslyn Kimbler 天 前

    Click Read more

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    what an epic funny

  • Peep s
    Peep s 天 前 +1

    That's a big lemon 2:36

  • Baking a Lemon
    Baking a Lemon 9 天 前

    The rolling scones

  • Grac Hagga
    Grac Hagga 10 天 前

    Clearly it's pronounced "sconce," idiots.

  • Fredrik Åfeldt
    Fredrik Åfeldt 10 天 前

    I'm SO triggered every time I hear or read the word "cup" as a measurment. How the FUCK can that be a thing?! I have 12 different cups in my kitchen. They come in about 5 different sizes. I mean, I realize that there must be some type of "standard cup", but still. Call it something else then. Anything. How about "bloinkysmork"? "One bloinkysmork of butter" sounds so much more precise than "Duuuuuhhh... take like a cup of that, and a bit of this, and a size of those" Damn muricans..... Great channel btw, I absolutely love you!

  • Kamryn Perez
    Kamryn Perez 14 天 前 +2

    I actually made these

    And they were the best

  • Ajoni Webb
    Ajoni Webb 14 天 前

    scoon scone jif gif

  • scarabfrenzy
    scarabfrenzy 14 天 前

    Wait is he saying that he sucks at cooking

  • BasicBetaBanshee
    BasicBetaBanshee 14 天 前

    Ah, yes, the scalene triangle.

  • Wynstar
    Wynstar 14 天 前

    People who pronounce scones as “scones” also say “stones” and not stones.

  • Matthew Kolonics
    Matthew Kolonics 15 天 前

    Canadian brother

  • Queer sp00n
    Queer sp00n 15 天 前

    I am from scotland and can confirm that scones are the only currency that we use. Give them some weird fucked up moldy bread they might think its a scone too

  • Red-Bow
    Red-Bow 15 天 前

    Plz do collaboration with Sam onella academy

  • Connor Child
    Connor Child 16 天 前

    I'm midway through my introductory channel binge, trying not to wake my family with my laughter

  • joker plus me
    joker plus me 16 天 前

    A Saying in wales is once its scone it's gone

  • Tyler 3518
    Tyler 3518 17 天 前

    5:15 happy thanksgiving!

  • Boomdini Walter
    Boomdini Walter 17 天 前

    Make a scone-a-copra for thanksgiving, everyone loved it, they were so loving of it they kicked me out and told me to come back with squash casserole.

  • Stephen Taylor
    Stephen Taylor 17 天 前

    Is it me or does this week like it has lord in it

  • Jamie Hendry
    Jamie Hendry 17 天 前

    Those facts about Scotland are true. We do use scones as currency

  • Melissa B
    Melissa B 18 天 前

    3:36 *Shaming the mixture*

  • Anya Warrier
    Anya Warrier 18 天 前 +1

    make macarons!!

  • functionform
    functionform 18 天 前

    I'm so hungry

  • guardian entertainment 2

    Isosceles all the way dude

  • KevinMatic
    KevinMatic 23 天 前 +1

    Wait you know how like he talks to food right? Well to a food brain. They probably would be screaming trying not to die, without us knowing

  • diego guevara
    diego guevara 23 天 前

    Is it 400f° or c°

  • SomeAmazingPenguin
    SomeAmazingPenguin 24 天 前

    1 scone = 1 pint of buCKfAsT

  • Honeygachaeditz X
    Honeygachaeditz X 26 天 前

    I live in the uk so we fight a lot (apparently) but I am from Essex (near London) so I say scone but when I moved up north everyone pronounces it scon

  • Ray Timpson
    Ray Timpson 29 天 前

    "Only 8 schekles short to buy them boobies." - Mr. Boobybuyer

  • RottenBoy 2533
    RottenBoy 2533 29 天 前

    I screamed on that rolling scones lol

  • Weather Report
    Weather Report 29 天 前

    The Rolling Scones haha

  • Pen_On Paper_Inkspill

    Ok, you lost me at the first breath you took in this video.

  • Connor Cunningham
    Connor Cunningham 个月 前

    Is it just me or does anyone else from Scotland live in a small village called Scone (“scoon”)? Google earth it

    • The Viewer
      The Viewer 18 天 前

      Think you may be the only one. I'm a Scot but don't live there.

  • g williams
    g williams 个月 前


  • Molly A. Block
    Molly A. Block 个月 前

    You are so awesome!!

  • FRfalcone
    FRfalcone 个月 前

    3:17 can confirm, am Scottish

  • Tarzaan
    Tarzaan 个月 前

    Scarne asada

  • Brandon Soya
    Brandon Soya 个月 前

    Don’t you mean SCO-lean triangle

    INTPTT 个月 前

    Oh, that's what lemon zest is. Thank you!

  • Hannah Mutant Spider 11

    I'm from the UK and its pronounced sc-on.
    And.... they r like rocks but they taste good

  • I Do stuff
    I Do stuff 个月 前

    Americans call them biscuits

  • ChiefTJ ACE
    ChiefTJ ACE 个月 前

    I pronounce it as scone, not scone.

  • DannyBoy! '
    DannyBoy! ' 个月 前 +1

    It is a scone. Pronounced SKOWNE. I am from england and you will not argue with me.

    • The Viewer
      The Viewer 18 天 前

      Scot here. Scon. 'Nuf said.

  • Marty McFly
    Marty McFly 个月 前

    Anybody else think the ice cream scone sort of looks like The Cheat?

  • Kaneki Katharsis
    Kaneki Katharsis 个月 前

    you all think he is being funny but you all are incorrect.

  • ignited the deer
    ignited the deer 个月 前

    Fun fact in Ireland we only eat bread potatoes and beer

  • Aaron Cutting
    Aaron Cutting 个月 前

    So what's the exchange rate between American and Sottish scones? I would say about 3 to 1 based on size and quality, but I'm biased.

  • Maddie Cling
    Maddie Cling 个月 前

    You’re one of the only reasons I go on the internet now

  • Movie Nerd
    Movie Nerd 个月 前

    Americans don't make scones, we make biscuits.

  • j b
    j b 个月 前

    It’s scone not *scone*

  • SomeoneKul
    SomeoneKul 个月 前

    I'm from canada, and my mom and dad are british and scottish respectively. should I join the battle?

  • Linka Swain
    Linka Swain 个月 前

    I love you!!🤣😆😂

  • danie pomphrey
    danie pomphrey 个月 前

    How did I only just find this channel. 😂

  • iammelonlemon
    iammelonlemon 个月 前


  • SasDaGreat
    SasDaGreat 个月 前

    For some reason, Wet and Hot sounds like a Stand name.

  • Mariam Naraghi
    Mariam Naraghi 个月 前

    I’m never watching another channel

  • Sir Shotty
    Sir Shotty 个月 前

    Not all pastries are illegal in Ireland, have you had potato rolls?

  • Bread NoLastName
    Bread NoLastName 个月 前

    I watched one video and now I've lost track of how long I've been procrastinating.

  • Youtuþe
    Youtuþe 个月 前

    Your hands are so VEINY

  • Crushed by an ambulance

    you're like the bob ross of cooking

  • IAMthemailman08
    IAMthemailman08 个月 前

    I've-cream scone

  • Vanessa und Max Hartmann

    scoissant for the french inside us all

  • Metal Creed
    Metal Creed 个月 前

    2:22 that moments where he breaks character is my favorite XD always cracks me up

  • You silly Nugget
    You silly Nugget 个月 前

    A croiscone

  • Musica Mca
    Musica Mca 个月 前

    Your fun facts are the best😂😂

  • Alia Ris
    Alia Ris 个月 前

    Always thought it was _sko-hnn_

  • Breanna Craig
    Breanna Craig 个月 前

    rock croissant snack clumps

  • NoNam e
    NoNam e 个月 前

    I want someone that talks to me the way YSAC says scalene triangle.

  • TheSilversickle 12
    TheSilversickle 12 个月 前

    Day 292: they've gotten the upper hand, we sconers are slowly dying. Please send he-

  • Ian Adelman
    Ian Adelman 个月 前

    A cool trick is to use a cheese grater for the butter, it works really well and fast

  • Bite Sized Creations

    How much water do you put?

  • Czekoloko Sweet
    Czekoloko Sweet 个月 前

    is that u are rubbing my skunkoonk

  • spaceflight channel
    spaceflight channel 个月 前

    *you sick fuck* it's pronounced scone not scon

  • Farhah Nabilah
    Farhah Nabilah 个月 前

    Isn't it 'scalene' triangles? 4:14

  • Kaylen Hill
    Kaylen Hill 个月 前 +2

    I am wasting my time on the internet, and I love it

  • charizzz
    charizzz 个月 前 +1

    I just found this channel and it's fucking amazing

  • Your Dad
    Your Dad 个月 前

    I thought you were gonna say that the rocks are African scones

  • 10 Hawell
    10 Hawell 个月 前

    4:55 - This is a map of Greater Hungary.

  • Aye It's me
    Aye It's me 个月 前

    Right as he mentioned skittles I started laughing since I was eating skittles

  • James Rowley
    James Rowley 个月 前

    @ You Suck At Cooking , you know it's actually called the UJ triangle

  • juan prz
    juan prz 个月 前

    Can I actually eat this if I make it

  • Andrlyn Elperal19
    Andrlyn Elperal19 个月 前

    When your rewatching his old videos an notice you missed one so its like he uploaded again already

  • Logan Fairbairn
    Logan Fairbairn 个月 前

    If you are from the internet, 'scone' is pronounced 'gif'.

  • Ebic Life
    Ebic Life 个月 前 +3

    Watch these videos with captions on. You won't regret it.

  • Red X Gaming
    Red X Gaming 个月 前

    Am i stupid 4 actually following this guys recipes bec there not bad...(some of them)

  • Deanna k
    Deanna k 个月 前

    I say scoon from now on. I am anarchy.

  • Slushie
    Slushie 个月 前 +16

    My dad has been in prison for 4 years because he smuggled a croissant back to Ireland from France please bring him back he's an innocent man

  • Bloobatoons D
    Bloobatoons D 个月 前

    Baking cement

  • Hey Guys, Vsauce, Micheal Here

    What about Pemblockto?

  • amber wells
    amber wells 2 个月 前

    i wouldnt know what to do without ysac in my life...i would probably die of starvation

  • Rhiannon
    Rhiannon 2 个月 前

    5:30 wow I love the rolling scones

  • jest6r
    jest6r 2 个月 前

    *its sc-on*

  • Blue Sky
    Blue Sky 2 个月 前

    I beg to differrrr. I don't feel like I'm wasting my life watching this type of content! Subscribed!!

  • Andrej stepy
    Andrej stepy 2 个月 前

    this guys is just a less educational cook then HTB

  • skin splitting surf rider

    I wanna try these

  • Holly Anne Pattie
    Holly Anne Pattie 2 个月 前

    *I'm eating a scone while I watch this*

    IAN KENNEDY 2 个月 前

    please make some form of dumplings or pork buns

  • Chuckles7000
    Chuckles7000 2 个月 前

    Honestly I don’t know if I should actually try some of his recipes or are they pure jokes

  • Paracosmonaunt
    Paracosmonaunt 2 个月 前

    What is a 360° Inverted Pinapple Cake/Pie, and do you know how to act like you do?

  • Immortal Addicts
    Immortal Addicts 2 个月 前

    Humor in this is beautiful