Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

  • 添加 2018年07月11日
  • I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:
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评论 • 3 367

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  2 个月 前 +2887

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

  • Kristian Kari
    Kristian Kari 7 小时 前

    why add british or american blueberries? they have no taste ;)

  • Kristian Kari
    Kristian Kari 7 小时 前

    03:35 :,( so sad

  • The floofy One
    The floofy One 20 小时 前


  • abraham
    abraham 21 小时 前

    I couldn't tell, in what part of the video he was serious.

  • Naruto Fox
    Naruto Fox 天 前

    The battle is between caramel and carmal

  • iMRM.1472
    iMRM.1472 天 前

    2:32, that explains anything " lemon " flavored in the food industry, fucking using the god damn lemon skin, not the actual LEMON JUICE

  • Paul Rios
    Paul Rios 天 前

    Tried it but with eggs, rather... eggcellent if you will

  • theofficialwatermelon

    what the fuck is a scottish scone and what the fuck is that?

  • Aids Mak
    Aids Mak 天 前

    You'll never be a scone..

  • XxXcrying sealXxX Bro

    I’m Scottish it is scon

  • Anthony Kloeckner
    Anthony Kloeckner 2 天 前

    What if i want a peach scone

  • mister dank
    mister dank 2 天 前

    If they don't work out, at least you have rocks for stoni- I mean feeding someone

  • mira the mira
    mira the mira 2 天 前

    Holy shit, we have the same fucking oven...

  • Sophia June
    Sophia June 3 天 前

    Last time i made scones, they tasted like cement. Hopefully this video will help me out

  • Free Scotland
    Free Scotland 3 天 前

    Scottish rock scones are da best!

  • Zaire
    Zaire 3 天 前

    I prefer plain scones with only jam *or* butter in them.
    I live in Scotland.

  • Kearsten Fike
    Kearsten Fike 4 天 前

    I'm so sconely

  • Anders Jensen
    Anders Jensen 4 天 前

    Are you a scones person or scornes person?

  • aiden fletcher
    aiden fletcher 4 天 前

    Fun fact he’s Canadan, in other videos he said “soory ”

  • Sarah Rommelfanger
    Sarah Rommelfanger 5 天 前

    "give them space to express themselves, because change is inevitable"

  • Sarah Rommelfanger
    Sarah Rommelfanger 5 天 前

    "cakey cookie bread bun rock croissant snack clumps"

  • Barry S
    Barry S 8 天 前

    I decided to search "pastries illegal in ireland" just for fun and ended up learning a lot about babies being stolen from Irish mothers for adoptive parents. Not so fun.

  • Dragon Raizer
    Dragon Raizer 8 天 前 +1

    who followed this as a way to cook?i got bored

  • Ghastly Grinner
    Ghastly Grinner 10 天 前

    Wow you accidentally made a informational video

  • galactickat WITH LAZERS

    Scones, in Ireland we call them... 1:40. 😐.

    we all know that scones are fancy potatoes with bow ties

  • Robert Hubbard
    Robert Hubbard 13 天 前

    Just in case anyone was wondering
    17 shekels would be $4.76 BUT
    4 dabloons would be $16

  • yVoNNe Kansas City
    yVoNNe Kansas City 17 天 前

    💋I just love your voice!

  • Uncultured Swine
    Uncultured Swine 18 天 前

    You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck

    Turtle power

  • George Theakston
    George Theakston 21 天 前 +1

    but you are definitely saying scones wrong
    Not to say that there is a right way
    but its definitely not your way

  • Tal Drevensek
    Tal Drevensek 22 天 前 +1

    I cut them on the parchment paper and it worked great.

  • Reicela Berzina
    Reicela Berzina 22 天 前

    Im from Ireland and when he said the thing about the old crumbly potatoes i laughed XD

  • Steven Marshall
    Steven Marshall 22 天 前

    Gif is pronounced gif

  • Twitter Bird
    Twitter Bird 24 天 前


  • Inan Endlessspaceflying

    You're so creative and funny! 😀 really dough 😁

  • Kris Rose
    Kris Rose 24 天 前


  • Ilias Kaddour
    Ilias Kaddour 24 天 前

    This guys fuckin great😂

  • RitaTheUnicorn
    RitaTheUnicorn 24 天 前

    “Your wasting your life on the internet”
    How am I supposed to stop when this channel is funny as **ck
    Uncensor that please
    How am I supposed to stop when the channel is funny as heck
    Thank you.

  • Amakrotol
    Amakrotol 25 天 前

    How do you like a video twice?

  • PRAM YTGaming
    PRAM YTGaming 26 天 前

    i dont give a fuck what u pronounce it...
    ohh u already pissed me of🤣🤣🤣

  • Kyle Lum
    Kyle Lum 27 天 前

    Why didn’t you forage for your food?

  • joseph kramer
    joseph kramer 27 天 前

    You should do a video on crepes. All other people who have done this are potatoes.

  • Calum Mackie
    Calum Mackie 29 天 前

    Everybody knows its scone not scone!

  • Galaxy Hoodie Guy
    Galaxy Hoodie Guy 29 天 前

    It's scone not scone! Gawrsh! I love the scone natural selection part, though, and your ending scone selection must have been a LOT of effort. Thanks so much for sharing your work!

  • gallade Warrior
    gallade Warrior 29 天 前

    I know this is a joke but I’m kinda p*ssed off (p.s I’m British if that helps)

  • William Malone
    William Malone 个月 前

    A wise man once said
    'Unos on 4 huno'

  • Yaya Lu
    Yaya Lu 个月 前

    The ending was so *sniff* beautiful. The production values are off the charts! Best song yet.

  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome 个月 前

    How do you can cone? Scone.

  • aj munn
    aj munn 个月 前

    Your scones song sounds like something off of a Unicorns track! Love it

  • Doodle Dino
    Doodle Dino 个月 前

    Some of those were isosceles triangles -_-

  • CharitableTrader
    CharitableTrader 个月 前

    I'll have whatever those rocks at the end were having. They just kept going!

  • Justin Y.
    Justin Y. 个月 前

    Umm actually it is pronounced as scone.

  • Quinn Murphy-DeYoung

    YSAC is how to basic with actual talent and a sense of humor

  • Clorox Bleach
    Clorox Bleach 个月 前

    Get you a man that can make scones

  • RandomCat
    RandomCat 个月 前 +2

    Nice title considering England can’t cook scones

  • MegaSocky
    MegaSocky 个月 前


  • Lineyyy 〈3
    Lineyyy 〈3 个月 前

    oh my god i love this!

  • catman12319
    catman12319 个月 前

    If you say scone in that way that sounds like gone, then you're dead to me

  • Angel
    Angel 个月 前 +1

    Brb gonna make these 👋
    Ok I'm waiting for them to bake
    Ok there done. They taste good 👍

  • T his_is_aint_real
    T his_is_aint_real 个月 前

    Imagination ambition is looking like a good Cook

  • BaconHair
    BaconHair 个月 前

    In ma country we Call it Stone they are very hard

  • Twilight Spire
    Twilight Spire 个月 前

    I say it like scones

  • Zak Kauffman
    Zak Kauffman 个月 前

    Thank you

  • Mattijs
    Mattijs 个月 前

    I would buy an ondos on 4hondos shirt

  • Samuel Paniagua
    Samuel Paniagua 个月 前

    Are you related to binging with Babish? Or was the colab just a way for y'all to get more viewers??

  • Shawn Woods
    Shawn Woods 个月 前

    You are not funny, just cook the recipe!

  • Urwrstnightmare :3
    Urwrstnightmare :3 个月 前

    Someone needs to do a swan shaped scone tutorial.

  • alma wellingston
    alma wellingston 个月 前

    a scornucopia ? lol what the fuck is my life

  • Lorie Martin
    Lorie Martin 个月 前

    Basic baking cement 🤣🤣🤣

  • A R
    A R 个月 前

    "watch with your eyes not with your ears" HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • That Guy
    That Guy 个月 前

    Who ever created that music slap ad please go fucking die slow

  • Tanner Johnson
    Tanner Johnson 个月 前

    Chunk Hunter should be my new handle.

  • Olliepance
    Olliepance 个月 前

    You missed your opportunity to make a "like a rolling scone" pun.

  • Lydia tea
    Lydia tea 个月 前 +1

    This is like the original soul of what CNclip used to be before videos got monetized and became a business. Random shit. Funny random shit. Funny random original shit.

  • Crea
    Crea 个月 前

    Scoohn not scon

  • E.M. L.
    E.M. L. 个月 前

    lmao 😂 this is too funny.

  • moriya2k2
    moriya2k2 个月 前

    Is there a healthier substitute to butter?

  • Paloma Link
    Paloma Link 个月 前

    What’s the conversion of Schrute bucks to scones?

  • W A
    W A 个月 前

    All I could see was the un-mopped water on the wooden cutting board

  • Jun Jun
    Jun Jun 个月 前

    Hilarious lol omg... would sub but im vegan

  • Fakeblood Gaming
    Fakeblood Gaming 个月 前

    The next how to basic.

  • Cris KP
    Cris KP 个月 前

    I love you

  • Joe’s UFO’s
    Joe’s UFO’s 个月 前

    That last scene rocked!

  • Ronny
    Ronny 个月 前

    Does anyone else think he’s not funny but still good at cooking?

  • EggmanJankins
    EggmanJankins 个月 前

    “Peter knife hands”

  • Mikey P
    Mikey P 个月 前 +1

    And a like

  • Mikey P
    Mikey P 个月 前 +1

    Earned a sub from me 💪

  • Khala Harvey
    Khala Harvey 个月 前

    This is hilarious 😂

  • hollyken3
    hollyken3 个月 前

    Snack clumps

  • hackettliem
    hackettliem 个月 前 +1

    Thanks for the recipe I think I’ll baking some stones today

  • Shilow Dawn
    Shilow Dawn 个月 前

    All inclusive huh? Sorry Mel, I want butter and honey or jelly on there.

  • Emma Bea
    Emma Bea 个月 前

    I will fight on...Scones are pronounced Scones NOT Scons

  • Elijah H
    Elijah H 个月 前

    2:21 I don't actually think I've heard YSaC laugh before now

  • Finley Colleran
    Finley Colleran 个月 前

    It's scone not scone

  • Amanwithnosoul
    Amanwithnosoul 个月 前

    Thank you ysac you have solved the scone war

  • Rachael Escober
    Rachael Escober 个月 前

    You made my daughter so sad, she said she needed to go drink some milk.

  • VampireKnightsLover
    VampireKnightsLover 个月 前

    petition to make this video a national treasure

  • Robin Mendzies
    Robin Mendzies 个月 前

    It's pronounced 'Skoon'

  • BlueBird
    BlueBird 个月 前

    best. channel. EVER

  • Bradley Shipton
    Bradley Shipton 个月 前

    Make another video you lazy bitch