The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

  • 添加 2019年01月10日
  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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  • Beyond MYSTERY
    Beyond MYSTERY 6 小时 前

    Stephen Colbert is a certified asshole.It was very chep move to dig the past and bring it down to the show in the name of Interview.A person who has apologize 10 years ago is still asked the question which was joke.woww what a world we live in

  • Given Sight Bear

    Never apologize to a mob of sodomites

  • BlazeStation
    BlazeStation 6 天 前

    You have to keep it real to yourself & that’s all that matters💯

  • Graham Hart
    Graham Hart 19 天 前

    "I know it's my show and I'll do whatever the fuck I want!" WhhooaaaAaAa!!🤣

  • Grant Jones
    Grant Jones 21 天 前

    I am the 6,450 comment. Praise me. :)

  • Lee Fowler
    Lee Fowler 22 天 前

    love this guy

  • xOneAudience
    xOneAudience 24 天 前

    Well damn said

  • Ron Gjerde
    Ron Gjerde 25 天 前

    Graham Chapman of Monty Python was gay, yet did a bunch of gay jokes (remember all the "Poofda" jokes?). There are jokes that are funny, and jokes that are just mean. I'm of Norwegian heritage, and I love most Norwegian jokes. The best ones are told by other Norwegians. Telling a Norwegian joke doesn't mean you are anti-Norwegian. Most of the time you can tell when someone tells a joke because it is funny as opposed to someone who tells it because they are bigoted. A bigoted person rarely tells a funny joke (usually it is a mean, sick joke). Now, let me give you one of my favorite non-politically correct jokes -- "Do you know what's dumber than a dumb Norwegian? A smart Swede." Sorry all you guys from Sweden -- but I still think that is funny.

  • Aziz Noor
    Aziz Noor 27 天 前

    We all f$#&* every other thing here and there. So let it go Yo.

  • Aryaman Yadav
    Aryaman Yadav 个月 前

    4:50 subtitles what

  • FireFoxies
    FireFoxies 个月 前 +1

    what did kevin do in the first place? Cause idek

  • The Dutchess
    The Dutchess 个月 前

    I love Steve’s show and I like Kevin a lot, but I won’t support them and it an exception for me to give them any attention, cuz they unfortunately are sellouts to demon democrats, I doubt they even really think or support demons, but in order to keep the roll going in the biz you have to be a demon, sorry Democrat, and make fun of Trump, oh well they will have another 4 year term to laugh all they want over the US president, that is an exceptional president and doing the best job at his job than anyone since Reagan, even probably in this short time he did so much more to revive the US economy, and have been the only president who actually seems to have balls that dropped actually, unlike Obama, clintons( the shadiest ppl in politics ever, leeches and bloodsuckers that made and continue to make deals with terrorists literally and take money from them) as well as dumbbell bush the Georgie one, that fuck was so dumb, they made a whole huge book of him being dumb as hell at events, going wrong way, falling down, forgetting where tf he is in general and so on! Truly is a sheer genius at playing that stupid degragants from left media, they will help him get re-elected, so thanks to them and demons socialists idiots squad, that consists of literally a racist, another racist, a simple dimwit and ofcoarse he most dangerous of all is the terrorist in congress, supporting terrorists and hating on any Americans especially if they are not black! So thanks idiots for helping out the best president the USA have witnessed in decades! And I don’t care what the man tweets, who cares, actions speak louder than word, and he is a man of action, Kevin Hart got fucked over and took it like a bitch from behind by the demons he pretends to support... hopefully he will grow some balls soon...

  • Nate Hill
    Nate Hill 个月 前

    I like kevin, for the most part... I don’t even know what he’s apologizing for, but it sounds REALLY Self-entitled. These entertainers need to stop getting so much adulation. It’s twisting their minds.
    “I apologized, now pay me ungodly sums of money and don’t make me think about it anymore!”
    Umm maybe you didn’t learn

  • Aleksandra Gavric
    Aleksandra Gavric 个月 前

    He is so cute, both are cute but kev is more cute

  • Stephen Cotton
    Stephen Cotton 个月 前

    "Keep in mind, I'm not homophobic, I have nothing against gay people, do what you want to do, but me, being a heterosexual male, if I can prevent my son from being gay, I will," - Kevin Hart... Note! That statement does sound a little homophobic. You cannot prevent someone from being gay... you are born this way. You are either straight, or you are one of the many other states of being, which make up the rainbow, which is the LGBTQ community. You cannot prevent it... it is not like preventing a bad choice... we are all born with our sexuality and our gender - and I hope that whatever your son expresses - that you try to understand him and embrace him for who he is, no matter what.

  • Chris Gomez
    Chris Gomez 个月 前

    5:12 😂😂😂

  • Edgar Pazos
    Edgar Pazos 个月 前

    This host said the picture of Denzel looked like a homeless who asks for change !How racist because he’s dressed casual and sporty all because he’s black and that automatically drops him in that category! How racist is that ! Stereotyping!!!!!

  • Halo XIII
    Halo XIII 个月 前

    Is not Stephen Colbert a Faggot.

  • vonner707
    vonner707 个月 前 +2

    Stephen Colbert sucks. Dont know why he still has a show

  • Siyabonga Maphanga
    Siyabonga Maphanga 2 个月 前

    Is it me or was that song in the background weird and funny asf😂😂😭💯

  • Jerry Casseus
    Jerry Casseus 2 个月 前

    I don't like him

  • kickbuttme
    kickbuttme 2 个月 前

    How is this Stephen Colbert guy still in business?

  • a.vishnu Tejaskar
    a.vishnu Tejaskar 2 个月 前

    Bro.. your show is too serious gotta chill out. People watch shows to have a fun time.

  • Libby Bautista
    Libby Bautista 2 个月 前


  • Dr.Alexander
    Dr.Alexander 2 个月 前

    “I found that it’s not over until the audience is over it, not when I’m over it”
    “That’s difficult for an entertainer because part of the job is to please”
    So based on those two statements, Stephen just told the world how insecure he really is as a person.

  • erebusl
    erebusl 2 个月 前

    Not going to talk about it, then spend 10 minutes talking about it. Fake ass hollywierd.

  • Johann Dino
    Johann Dino 2 个月 前

    Suck it up and move on, everybody isn't responsible for how you feel. People are such snowflakes nowadays. Physical assault, that's a thing, but being offended because of words? Pfft.

  • matt henderson
    matt henderson 3 个月 前

    Shouldn’t have apologized

  • Mystery Mogul
    Mystery Mogul 3 个月 前

    Damn I thought he was talking about sex

  • Jerome Le banner
    Jerome Le banner 3 个月 前 +1

    Hello everybody, any Body nows the Brand of Kevins Jacket. Thx

  • Amar Fawwas
    Amar Fawwas 3 个月 前

    The Upside Down*

  • shaelovebeyonce
    shaelovebeyonce 3 个月 前

    He only apologized once btw after refusing to apologize in the first place 10 years ago. Weird how he becomes the victim and only why most people don't care is because most is homophobic especially the Black community.

  • Charles Bubba Bagsby
    Charles Bubba Bagsby 3 个月 前

    Maybe the host is gay so he is truly offended so he just had to talk about again...... Kevin keep doing you!!! Your obviously doing something right!

  • Dig Facts
    Dig Facts 3 个月 前

    This is awesome dude. So funny heh Kevin Hart nailed it.

  • Fizz Hussain
    Fizz Hussain 3 个月 前

    Stephen is kinda cold to kevin here

  • Chris Young
    Chris Young 3 个月 前

    woulda, coulda, SHOULDA!

  • Isaac Wu
    Isaac Wu 3 个月 前

    That's powerful little man

  • david turner
    david turner 3 个月 前

    What really offends is political correctness. On a good day, it's blatant hypocrisy and double standards. On a bad day, it's censorship over outrage at the truth, and on a worse day, somebody is smeared and their career gets destroyed because they didn't suck up enough to a special class of tyrants... It's forbidden to use the "f" word, but it's socially acceptable to use the "n" word??? In the culture I was raised in, neither word was acceptable... That example is the least of America's psychcopathy.
    There is far worse that is extremely violent that Americans are either indifferent about, or actually enjoy. Like "bombing the sh-t out of brown people" in these perpetual foreign wars... Where is the outrage over that?
    Isn't mass murder at least as offensive as certain words?.. This is how completely twisted this country has become. I am old enough to remember when Americans were more consistently offended. I can remember when there were huge civil rights and anti-war movements that happened during the same time period.
    Can't we say as Americans that our foreign policy is at least as bigoted as the use of the "f" word?..
    Shouldn't we as Americans be at least equally disturbed about both?
    I would settle for that much right now as an anti-war activist. If only other people in the world were respected as much.
    Just as much, that would be huge help.
    We wouldn't tolerate our government and its allies bombing the sh-t out of gay people, would we?
    How is it in any way acceptable for our government to engage in the wholesale slaughter of anybody else?
    Just some perspective coming from someone in their 50s... If I was younger, would I give a damn?.. Do any of you?

  • jennifer emmert
    jennifer emmert 3 个月 前

    The difference between Hart and colbert potentially hosting the oscars??? Hart is funny. Colbert never is.

  • CP Lucci
    CP Lucci 3 个月 前

    Kevin not on Conan's...
    That's a low blow

  • Sonny Managbanag
    Sonny Managbanag 3 个月 前

    Its a joke. Just get over it sensitive farts.

  • T J
    T J 3 个月 前

    People just want you to grovel.

  • Paul Gitonga
    Paul Gitonga 3 个月 前


  • ffs -
    ffs - 3 个月 前

    Okay, is it just me or was Stephen being really hard on Kevin?? It was like he was stirring shit, acting like Kevin didn't apologise at all or something, like his past apologies weren't genuine. I'm sorry, but he has not only apologised, but reflected on his past comments and has made it so that he never makes the same mistake again, how tf is that not enough?? ffs.

  • David Leach
    David Leach 3 个月 前

    I thought it was funny

  • NimbusKhan NK
    NimbusKhan NK 3 个月 前

    It is the very first time I've seen Stephen Colbert being a jerk.

  • Faz
    Faz 3 个月 前

    To all gays it's not natural haha

  • Forrest R Oney
    Forrest R Oney 3 个月 前

    Another FTM Baphomet tranny like his buddy The Rock . Go look at the Rocks "Daughter" Simone . That is a freakish tranny MAN .

  • Elvis Van
    Elvis Van 3 个月 前

    _🌌11PM May 24 2019~_

  • Jayanth arawa
    Jayanth arawa 3 个月 前

    Stephen Colbert is the worst host ever

  • Kookachulu
    Kookachulu 4 个月 前


  • Daddy Paddy
    Daddy Paddy 4 个月 前

    Pc ideals are s9 convoluted it makes me sick and it's just not working.
    Ffs if Kevin heart was gay himself his jokes would have been loved by all walks of life. PC society =hypocrisy!

  • What The Dude
    What The Dude 4 个月 前

    What did he do ?

  • Why We Love Film
    Why We Love Film 4 个月 前

    I don't get this. He's acknowledged what he said was wrong and apologized for saying it YEARS ago. Then he apologized again. Seriously, what else can he do? Unless he has a DeLorean with a working Flux Capacitor, what more can he do?

  • Why We Love Film
    Why We Love Film 4 个月 前

    "You've been on a lot of new shows lately, but you actually appeared on this one." Such a great joke. Lmfao

  • janet jackson
    janet jackson 4 个月 前

    YOU OK WITH over it? but you are still an onion.

  • janet jackson
    janet jackson 4 个月 前


  • Gina Cable
    Gina Cable 4 个月 前

    What did he do?

  • SwtorBro
    SwtorBro 4 个月 前

    kevin and dwayne should host the oscars xD

  • Saran Hassan
    Saran Hassan 4 个月 前

    Dude you are legend,period.