It is the first day of university

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  • 添加 2019年09月10日
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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  • *Call Me PB please*
    *Call Me PB please* 22 小时 前

    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  • Nicole G
    Nicole G 23 小时 前

    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  • lazyeye x
    lazyeye x 23 小时 前

    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  • Diana Cruz
    Diana Cruz 天 前

    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  • gillian stingley

    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  • Andrea Araniva
    Andrea Araniva 天 前

    Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  • Smooth
    Smooth 天 前

    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  • cry bxby
    cry bxby 天 前 +1

    *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle*
    Me:*shows my friends*
    Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT
    (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  • Ko_Toriii
    Ko_Toriii 天 前

    *STAPPLES*

  • sissyunicorn gal24

    "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me,"

    -John Cena

  • sudhanshu sharma

    Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

  • NEOTICA
    NEOTICA 天 前

    stunning as always

  • Ellie Demetriou
    Ellie Demetriou 天 前

    This is real art

  • aras & hazel
    aras & hazel 天 前 +2

    Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book?
    BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

  • pressed
    pressed 天 前 +1

    ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-”
    **staring intensifies**

  • Moogs
    Moogs 天 前

    "Cheese!"

  • Lily Cater
    Lily Cater 天 前 +1

    When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

  • Jalen Brown
    Jalen Brown 天 前

    Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

  • Amy
    Amy 天 前

    Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

  • Tom Jett
    Tom Jett 天 前

    whats the song in the beginning

  • Acnili-chili
    Acnili-chili 天 前

    Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

  • Giglipuff Darumaka

    My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

  • kriti G
    kriti G 天 前

    7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

  • Leslys
    Leslys 天 前

    ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus!
    lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

  • Sieg Nihil
    Sieg Nihil 天 前

    Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  • *meme master87*
    *meme master87* 天 前

    Joana If you see this my sweet relish ~ Pin this

  • V S C O
    V S C O 天 前

    can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  • Saraf Wasima Siddique

    Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

  • Bianca Marchetti

    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

  • Camron Holdcroft

    *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on CNclip so you’re just wasting your time*

  • Timi Agiri
    Timi Agiri 天 前

    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

  • lovesins •
    lovesins • 天 前

    sigh, :c

  • Elijah Johnson
    Elijah Johnson 天 前

    In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

  • Ashley
    Ashley 天 前

    How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

  • Cass LuLu
    Cass LuLu 天 前

    I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

  • I’m Peter
    I’m Peter 天 前

    What university you go to?

  • Kee Glanzmann
    Kee Glanzmann 天 前

    DANCE MOMS

  • Firelightdaisy
    Firelightdaisy 天 前

    You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

  • Martin G
    Martin G 天 前

    Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

  • Spoiled Milk
    Spoiled Milk 天 前

    If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

  • Macy Mclaren
    Macy Mclaren 天 前

    Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

  • Hiba Al-badarneh

    You're weird
    I like weird people
    God i really enjoy ur videos
    Keep going🌻

  • CatsAreCool
    CatsAreCool 天 前

    I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

  • Toga Himiko
    Toga Himiko 2 天 前

    Joana : all funny throughout summer posting
    School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

  • Erin Rae
    Erin Rae 2 天 前

    where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

  • Karleigh V
    Karleigh V 2 天 前

    So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

  • Haylee Moore
    Haylee Moore 2 天 前

    As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

  • Ruth Uday
    Ruth Uday 2 天 前

    she needs a talk show.

  • Myken Hassler
    Myken Hassler 2 天 前 +1

    PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

  • Roy K
    Roy K 2 天 前

    Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms
    Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss
    Dementia: am I joke to you?

  • Hannah C.
    Hannah C. 2 天 前

    She lookin snazzy

  • Zoincer_ Oo
    Zoincer_ Oo 2 天 前

    Are you planning on doing CNclip full time as a job

  • cj
    cj 2 天 前

    The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

  • Jessi Callahan
    Jessi Callahan 2 天 前

    The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

  • mrbxrns
    mrbxrns 2 天 前

    *SAMANTHA*

  • Beau Rass
    Beau Rass 2 天 前

    Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

  • Natalie Red
    Natalie Red 2 天 前

    these videos are always so entertaining!

  • Eesha Sajid
    Eesha Sajid 2 天 前

    hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

  • Ikmo Monki
    Ikmo Monki 2 天 前

    Was the first scene a Gale reference?

  • Erin Sy
    Erin Sy 2 天 前

    "Colkulus"